The Scratch Pad

When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.

The scratch pad I am sporting has given so many girls horrific rashes when we are done fucking.

by EZ_Timer May 23, 2016

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Splash Pad

(noun) A bed.

Most commonly a well-made bed belonging to a bachelor who frequently uses it to perform sexual activity with his dates.

Splashpad splash pad bed bachelor master bedroom one night stand hook-up

This night is going great, let's go back to my place, I'd like to take you to my splash pad, we can have a lot of fun!

by A.Smile.Always January 3, 2020

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Chiefin’ at the pad

Smoking pot at your house. Possibly even cooler if your parents don’t know.

Chad- Bro mom caught me chiefin’ at the pad last night!
Dylan- Dang man! Did she beat your ass?
Chad- Nah that hoe put 5 on it!

by FortyOppa March 12, 2021

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The Pad

where the lads are on and if you walk past you gotta look straight. everyone else is scared of the pad and their massive slongs especially willy t. the place where charlie folds and gabe gets taken advantage of be careful of the might mat cuff doing a haka tho

oh shit the albino rhino and the silver back gorilla are having rumbles at the pad again lets hope the albino doesnt be gay again

by willy t and kasey November 25, 2020

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kick it at your pad

Going to hang out at a friend’s house. Act of going to someone’s home. To visit someone.

Let’s kick it at Jeff’s pad in a few. I am jet over to your pad in a quick minute. I am roll over to your pad. Let’s chill at your pad. Let’s kick it at your pad bro. Bro you gonna come over and kick it for a few or what?

by JonathanLee February 19, 2025

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