A large sheet of the most premium fabric sourced by the one and only Tomasz. Can be used as a mousepad, fleshlight or toilet paper. Acquiring one of these exclusive products takes enormous amounts of dicksucking and simping over discord. No living being except Tomasz has seen a tomausz pad in real life.
Fluffy: Can i get a tomausz pad?
TM: no, i have 3 testers (he's essentially saying 'go fuck yourself')
TM: no, i have 3 testers (he's essentially saying 'go fuck yourself')
by DaraAfterBeingRapedByBurke June 22, 2022
Get the Tomausz Padmug. Horny stud: Anytime I meet a new "willing" girl and bring her home, da first place I steer her towards is da good ol' padded playpen... about da only exception would be if it's a really hot day,, in which case we go freshen up in da shower first, then towel off and jump under da covers.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
Get the padded playpenmug. when your wrist is cocked up at an odd angle to use the track pad on your laptop, and after a prolonged period of time, it results in a painful cramp in your forearm.
sutton: I was on tumblr for two hours last night while i was sitting on my couch, and I got a nasty track pad cramp!
emma: aw man that's the worst....
sutton: yeah i know.... even when I stretched and massaged it, it took a long time for it to go away!
emma: aw man that's the worst....
sutton: yeah i know.... even when I stretched and massaged it, it took a long time for it to go away!
by stenchandsicknessindustrial November 13, 2011
Get the track pad crampmug. Noun
A conjoining of the words "Shabang" and "Bang pad" to reference a bang pad of superior capacity and diversity in it amenities.
A conjoining of the words "Shabang" and "Bang pad" to reference a bang pad of superior capacity and diversity in it amenities.
by 2theMAX the Stair Fax July 27, 2022
Get the Shabang Padmug. 
by koktopussy November 15, 2020
Get the a padmug. by War turtle July 30, 2021
Get the Matchelor Padmug.