Nonce

Rob James

(Rob):”come on Joel come and get your apples and grapes down stairs in the secret basement hahahhah”
(Joel)who is 14:”oh no the door locked behind me!”
(Rob):inserts penis and puts penis in between his tooth gap.
Rob is a nonce

by Dhshdhsvsgsbsjjs July 26, 2018

Nonce

People who loves touching little kids

Oi Jack price your a nonce you are haha

by James Adams October 8, 2021

nonce

Nonce definition

Katie who likes to touch kids and slide into her boyfriend

“Katie is such a nonce”, said Hannah and Aaliyah

by Hsjsnsjsisbs December 9, 2019

Nonce

UK) slang for pedophile

"Harry Hollender, that f*cking nonce"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Nonce

Someone who is beautiful and gorgeous. A person known for their beauty and looks.

Wow, I look like a nonce today!

by Urmomspussyhole May 3, 2022

Nonce

Ya dad

Ya dads a propa nonce

by YaLocalDrugDealer00 November 1, 2020

Nocker nonce

A skinny and Linley individual who when has had a couple ciders believes that touch and rubbing girls without there consent is ok. In extreme cases a nocker nonce may drop kick the new girl

Guy 1: “oi did u here about Matt last night?”

Guy 2: “ye mate what a nocker nonce”

by The real og buggy October 23, 2019