Mr martin

The best substitute teacher ever. He gives out mints because he is lit and not a boomer and should live forever.

Mr martin is the best substitute ever known to mankind.

by Hi jk lmno December 16, 2019

hans martin

Hans Martin is always one of the smartest students in his class. He aims for a good paying job, and high levels of education. He may sometimes be socially awkward, and really strict and serious about most stuff, but that's just how he is. He's also usually really good at sports, and is capable of nutting 3 times a day, because his name is Hans Martin

Damn, you nutted three times today? You may as well be a Hans Martin

by SGVRTR? March 15, 2019

bill martin

A term originating in Ohio that defines the act of having anal intercourse with a female on the first date.

Yo dawg William came back from the navy for the weekend and pulled a bill Martin on this girl he met at the bar lastnight!

by Poison frog February 2, 2018

martins mill

Martins Mill is a small town that has a particularly high rate of incest. Also used to tell someone they look inbred.

Man she looks like someone from Martins Mill.

by Delolla May 21, 2018

Brendan Martin

ugliest motherfucker in the world such a fucking pussy

Ew man look at that guy, he looks like a fucking Brendan martin

by I’m a cowboy not a surfer August 18, 2019

Maci Martin

Maci Martin is the best person you will ever meet. She is beautiful without trying, and loves to be around people. Maci cares for everyone, especially her friends. Maci is clumsy, but in a funny-cute way to where you'll love it. Maci Martins aren't the best at math. If you ever find a Maci Martin in your life never let her go because she is the best thing that God ever created.

"Is that Maci Martin over there? Cause she is the best thing I ever laid eyes on."

by EnglishAndMatAreHard January 10, 2019

Devin Martin

Devin Martin is the most common homosexual name in the US

" Hey my names Devin Martin and I'm round and gay!'

by orderlymayham April 29, 2019