The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

The woman lays on her back across the bed as the guy stands over her presenting his penis like a hamster cage bottle does for a hamster only she’s upside down (dirty). And she sucks the penis in that position.
by Williwaker_5 April 13, 2025

a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.
by currysandwhichrabbit April 5, 2021

That little rolled up toilet paper, often single ply, that's rolled up, resembles a little doobie, the size for a hamster and tucked between a woman's vaginal lips, ( labia).
by StatDoc May 14, 2025

When a man lays belly down (naked) on the roof of a car with a sun roof, while the woman, or man (whichever way you swing) gives top from the front seat, paso or driver.
by BigShlongSam April 10, 2024

A term used in the video game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege to help speed up ones internet load speed.
Guy: Dude your internet is so slow
Guy on team: Hamster Battle Royale
*The guy loads*
Guy: www.newegg.com/ssd
Guy on your team: Hamster battle royale
*The guy loads*
Guy on team: Hamster Battle Royale
*The guy loads*
Guy: www.newegg.com/ssd
Guy on your team: Hamster battle royale
*The guy loads*
by Ifartoncakes July 29, 2019

The sexual act of climbing on the roof while putting your penis through the sunroof as your partner performs oral. Looking like a hamster drinking from a bottle
Took my girl for a ride out in the country when we stopped she wanted to take advantage of the sunroof and try the Thirsty Hamster #Sunroof & Thirsty Hamster
by This Fing Guy April 30, 2024
