Surprise Christmas

when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing

i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!

by OL_Sloth92 December 5, 2019

christmas heid

head is full of Christmas thoughts to the point of not being with it, not in the here and now because too busy thinking what to get Aunt Bessie or deciding what Christmas tablecloth to get for the family dinner

'she was driving like an idiot, clearly got her Christmas heid on'

by mazdoll4 January 13, 2013

Jiminy Christmas

Another phrase for holy shit .

Jiminy Christmas that mouth never shuts up.

What about your mouth and what you are doing to my house ?
It fell on the fuckin floor. Jiminy Christmas!

by Maddogg radio April 29, 2022

Christmas crunk

The state of being very crunk, on or near Christmas.

She was so Christmas crunk coming home from the ugly sweater party that she crashed her car.

by Tweeples May 25, 2012

Christmas Bumb

Any person and or pan handler asking for a handout like a bumb, but has to be wearing at least one type of holiday decoration like a santa hat.

The people who wear santa suits and collect change outside grocery stores are christmas bumbs.

by LMFAO420 December 15, 2010

Christmas Ove

The day after Christmas…
Because the day before is Christmas Eve. And because Christmas is Over.

My Christmas Ove plans are recycling, searching for batteries and clearing out the beer fridge.

by Drnagle76 December 26, 2021

Express christmas

when you can't have Christmas for the rest of the year so you have it beforehand so that you can still have Christmas

You: oh no we're going on holiday on the 20th we won't have Christmas this year

Me: we can have an express Christmas were you have Christmas early

You that's a great idea you get the tree and the ornaments and ill get the presents

by Notsotechy July 25, 2020