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kevin

A rude guy with a big dick. All ladies hate him.
I hate Kevin !!
by flower21 March 9, 2017
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Kevin

This guy usually looks like a ape or smells but other than that is an all around good person.
Kevin.
by A/rock April 23, 2018
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Kevin

He is an idiot
Me: Kevin ur an idiot

Kevin: I know
by ZxSloth December 9, 2016
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Kevin

Kevin's are in simplest terms the greatest people you could ever meet. He is so sweet and it's impossible to be mad at him even when he does dumb shit at times(like dump a box of colored pencils on his head). Kevin's have a great sense of humor and can make you laugh at the dumbest things. He DOES have a brain and no matter what he says is extremely smart and creative. Kevin's for some reason think its fun to snort smarties and refer to them as "snorties". He likes getting slapped for no reason even if you don't want to do it he claims it makes him "slappy happy". Kevin's tend to be extremely tall and if you are short they will make fun of you for it.Before you know it you'll find yourself falling for Kevin and everytime you so much as think about them you'll feel something strange inside your chest that wasn't there before. Kevin will end up meaning more to you than you could ever think hold them close and don't let go.
Person one-"Hey wheres Kevin?"
Me- "Probably snorting smarties somewhere."
Person one- "He seems weird."
Me- "Maybe but he's mine."
by Idontfuckingknowitsmidnight December 2, 2018
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Kevin

Someone who has a negative IQ and suffers from Down syndrome. He is also a big bot when it comes to games.
Kevin is a bot.
by Bots123 May 7, 2019
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Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.
Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*
by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016
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Kevin

A short dumb Mountain Dew drinking bitch that will sweat his balls on call of duty and fortnite.
by BLACKBUKAKEKING November 8, 2019
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