chronic crack

It's when the food is so good it's like crack. Or your dealer put crack in your food...

Joe: Bro your mom's macaroni is chronic crack! It's so good! I'd eat it out like I eat my dog!
Brian: Thanks! I'll tell my mom. By the way she does put crack in there.
Joe: Fuck...

by I'm not ty May 24, 2018

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chronic kush

An ultra-high grade of marijuana that is usually purple with red hairs.

Yo pass me some of dat chronic kush.

by Dj Hayes January 30, 2014

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Chronic

A vibe or feeling stemming from a person or objects general likability or coolness. The feeling is often so good that it causes lifelong discomfort or pain. Can be crippling.

This cake is the totally chronic and I think about it for the rest of my life.

by CheeseFace1st May 26, 2024

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Chronic Victim

Gaslighting strategy where person A antagonizes person B and person A tells third parties about the response to the antagonization out of context.

Situation: Kyle comes home and starts punching walls screaming in the home with a contorted angry face. Becky shouts in horror and pushes Kyle out of the house and locks the door. Kyle tells third parties "I came home one day and Becky started screaming at me and used force to push me out of the house and lock me out, she is crazy and I don't feel safe around her." Kyle Chronic Victim (ed) Becky.

by Ufa1 September 15, 2022

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Chronically Washed

Means to be performing terribly or at a decline in sports from different occurring times or eras in a career. Also applies to yips, but occurs chronically.

I’m telling you, I’m chronically washed, one year I do well, the next I’m awful.

I can never play consistently, it’s like I’m chronically washed.

by LV29 March 8, 2024

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