Boss Pong - a workplace game in which the goal is to keep the "boss" on the floor for as long as possible, and out of their own office.
To start a round of boss pong one person calls the boss over to their desk to ask them a question. The boss answers the question then the boss tries to go back to their office at which point the next person flags them down to ask them a different question causing the boss to go to that person's desk. The point of the game is to keep the boss from reaching their goal, which is to return to their office to hide. Sometimes multiple people can score points towards this goal if they think of new questions to distract the boss with after others have had their turn.
by ubermanti November 6, 2013
Get the boss pongmug. by you got it wrong ladies. January 19, 2010
Get the boss and ovahmug. A grandma that is the boss of her own life, work, or play... she's a grandma boss! Your new and improved latest 21st century model.
by 1team September 3, 2016
Get the grandma bossmug. Usaully a smart and sexy superior or higher ranking person at work.
A very attractive leader or supervisor.
A very attractive leader or supervisor.
How was work?
Yeah it was great, turns out i have a Smexy Boss.
Damn did you see steph walk past??! Shes a Smexy Boss!
Can i speak to the manager?
I am the manager.
Damn your a Smexy Boss.
Yeah it was great, turns out i have a Smexy Boss.
Damn did you see steph walk past??! Shes a Smexy Boss!
Can i speak to the manager?
I am the manager.
Damn your a Smexy Boss.
by Hectic Kebabs November 23, 2013
Get the Smexy Bossmug. A boss who gives you promises about benefits, good pay, etc but once you're already under him / her, all these promises instantly turns into myth.
A boss who can evaluate you and the results are always negative.
A boss who talks more about "self-glorification" and always has the greatest story among his / her subordinates.
A great false hope provider.
A pathological liar.
A boss who can evaluate you and the results are always negative.
A boss who talks more about "self-glorification" and always has the greatest story among his / her subordinates.
A great false hope provider.
A pathological liar.
Peter: My political boss gave me another 10,000 promises...
Mark: Lol! One of those is the "team leader" position right? That was centuries ago!
Luke: Hey John, Pat told me he'll give me a lot of projects this month!
John: Pat? Stop dreaming Luke. He's a political boss.
Mark: Lol! One of those is the "team leader" position right? That was centuries ago!
Luke: Hey John, Pat told me he'll give me a lot of projects this month!
John: Pat? Stop dreaming Luke. He's a political boss.
by Spectre from above April 20, 2010
Get the Political Bossmug. 
by Apomixis August 30, 2022
Get the Bidarve Bossmug.