Atheist

1. A jaded, cynical person who realizes that religion is a hateful, delusional, fear-mongering cult.

2. A person who believes in science over a book that any amazing fiction writer could have come up with.
(Not to be confused with an agnostic, who is simply indecisive about religion.)

Bill: "Considering the fact that the Bible literally says you shouldn't judge people, Christians sure are extremely judgmental."

Jason: "Indeed. Hence why I am an atheist. The world was created by the Big Bang, not some guy who "rose from the dead" after THREE DAYS when the maximum amount of time that a person can be revived after death is roughly five minutes at most."

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 8, 2022

Atheist Charlatan

You might be even worse than a plant. I don't think there is a word for someone who feints the absence of belief.

Hym "That's the important bit, is it? That religion makes people go 'yay?' Get the fuck out of here. You're an atheist charlatan, Alex. You feint the absence of belief so you can proselytize from the other end. The 'fruits' of Christianity IS the act of Christians taking credits for higher-order abstractions. Forgiveness? Buddhism has doctrine about forgiveness. Hinduism has it. Ok. Maybe not. Maybe atheist charlatan is a bit of a stretch.... Nope. Nope. I'm right. You get paid to sit there and 'Oh well I don't know. Everything is just so nebulous!' And you hym and haw and say 'Is it really the claim the creator of the universe spoke to a guy in direct dialogue... Or is it the friends we made along the way?' And we're all worse off for it."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Katinunni Atheist

‘Katunni Atheist’ a person from pakistan who pretends to disbelieve or lacks belief in God or Gods and also lacks foreskin. Adj ; Creature who’s brain is inside testicle, pretend to be atheist for money.

Elhaad pretends to be a disbeliever but in reality he is a katinunni atheist.

by K2Slayer September 14, 2022

Bible thumping atheist

I an atheist whos only argument for the nonexistence of God is to persuade you in a forceful and enthusiastic way that Christianity and the Bible are wrong.

He is a Bible thumping atheist who thinks if he invalidates Christianity, that he can disprove God.

by Islanddomain April 4, 2024

Twitter Atheist

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. They’re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isn’t real.

Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool

by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023

atheist witness

a person who doesnt believe in any religion or celebrate any type holiday that means Christmas Halloween Columbus Day 4th of July Black Friday Etc. must follow the orders of the Young Pretty gxd (YPG)

"Tom: hey dude come to this Christmas party with me.
Miguel : no Homes i'm a atheist witness"

"girlfriend: babe its my birthday :D
boyfriend: i atheist witness i dont believe in that"

by YxungPrettyGxd December 23, 2013

Atheist

Someone who lacks faith in religion. There’s nothing more to it, they didn’t piss in your cheerios, they aren’t gonna murder your family, they don’t go into their basement every Sunday to do satanic rituals. The average atheist lacks faith until proven wrong, but that really loud, really outspoken group of Atheist who will turn away an offer if it’s from a religious person but then also carry on for hours about Astrology.

Person 1: Ay you coming to **insert place of religious worship** today?
Person 2: Nah, I’m an Atheist.

by IamBW May 16, 2023