jill knife

What tomboys of yore wanted most for Christmas.

If Jack and his hill-climbing female companion both had folding-blades tools named after them (i.e., hers would be called a "jill knife"), what sort of slicing/carving-device would be named for da clear drinkable fluid dat they were carrying their empty bucket up said incline to fill up wif some of it? Maybe a water-jet cutter?

by QuacksO July 21, 2024

Knife happy

Someone who is always getting or wanting unnecessary surgery.

Virgil is getting his appendix taken out as a preventative measure, he must be knife happy.

by warewolf56 June 09, 2018

Black Knife dagger

A legendary dagger in elden ring used by the black knife assassins.

Guy 1-Yo I just got the black knife dagger poggers
Guy 2-thats epic

by super bored man March 22, 2022

jack knife budget bomb

a special move which involves using raw power and rage to pick up and slam an enemy or foe with great budgetary might. this move is commonly used in the public sector by enraged budgeting consultants who are given no choice but to force the printing of a budget book.

wow, that guy just jack knife budget bombed the executive book

by budgetbeast619 January 06, 2022

Knifes

Knifes is a Yiddish slang word for when you spell knives wrong and try to cover it up by making your own definition in urban dictionary

Him: I’m throwing knifes tonight

Her: knifes? Be for real. Knives!
Him: It’s a Yiddish word
Her: no

by Shmendric September 21, 2023

Knife

a one pronged sharp fork (i stole it from jaiden animations)

dont stab ppl with knives, not very cuul, use the knife to chop onions and cry that u should touch grass

by naturally idiotic February 23, 2024

Knife

Someone who has suspicious behavior, such as snitching, two-facing, or hypocritical actions.

Don’t invite her to the party because she’s a knife.

by MeatPiece August 05, 2024