Bird Hammer

A violent sexual act between a male and a female whereby the male places his arm around the head of the female, shapes his fingers into bird or sock puppet like manner, inserts his hand or “Bird” into the naughty bit of the female and finally knees his elbow ferociously to induce a hammer effect.

Whilst the bird hammer has come into trend in the recent years many believe it originates from Auguste Rodin’s “The Thinker”.

“Yo, dog what’s the go with that girl you’re dating?” “G-unit, I can’t take her seriously I bird hammered her on the second date..” *Lolz* *Hi 5*

“I can’t believe she dumped you!” “Don’t worry, I gave her the bird hammered her throughout the breakup sex” *Lolz* *Hi 5*

by Robbie Blaze August 24, 2011

Dutch Bird

A drunk person running around pretending to be an airplane. Typically the person has their arms straight out and is making airplane noises.

"We were playing Wizard staff and he suddenly turned into a Dutch Bird."

"He was so foggerhoffed he pulled off a Dutch Bird in the middle of the parking lot!"

Person 1 : "How did I get all these scraps on my face?"
Person 2 : "You crash landed your Dutch Bird on a gravel parking lot last night"

by XOPJ January 4, 2010

floogie bird

A floogie bird is an avian that flies in ever-decreasing concentric circles, at which point, it disappears up its own asshole. At said point in time, the floogie bird can start slinging shit at its adversaries.

Watch out! The floogie bird's coming! Get out of the way or get splattered.

by Wooden Shoe Like Two No. August 25, 2008

The Dirty Bird

KFC (formally known as Kentucky Fried Chicken).

The dirty bird sounded like a good idea at the time, but after eating there I feel ashamed.

by Jmae October 28, 2008

snow bird

anyone coming to arizona stricly because they want to leave their winter season, for ours. then leave when it gets hot.

this fucker cant drive, he isnt from around here. his plate says michigan...damn snow bird.

by Dr. Philyaup April 9, 2006

old bird

The mother of the speaker.

My old bird told me to shut up.

by woooord up October 2, 2006

ghetto bird

a ghetto bird is another name for a police helicopter in the ghetto. because of the high crime rates in slum areas helicopters constantly patrol from the skies. residents frequently hear them fly over their homes and are so used to the sound they names them ghetto birds as they are just like big birds constantly in the air.

"sound of the ghetto bird helicopters reminds me that i am in the ghetto"

by michellepac313 July 5, 2006