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Wank Tank

Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.
I haven't had sex in weeks. My wank tank is ready to overflow.
by Richard Dunken January 29, 2017
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Curd Tank

(noun)
A person jam-packed with jizz. see: Cum Dumpster
I was going to go down on Amy...but word on the street is she's nothing but a curd tank.
by armadyllo July 24, 2011
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plenty in the tank

When it’s been more than 1 month you haven’t had sex, you make it up with a gal and she asks you to go to hers, you should use this expression
“So, is it going to be playing at home or away?”
“I doesn’t really matter, I’ve got plenty in the tank
by Gepet January 3, 2018
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Space Tank

This is where you lay on your arm until it goes blue and numb, and then carry out the act of masturbation so that it looks like an alien hand with no gravitational pull
Dan: Oh man, I had a space tank last night
Andy: Damn, those things get messy
by kjgxxx January 17, 2012
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Tank legs

Half man half tank , has a mullet and is a secret genius also known as tanko. If you see this great being you probably are driving down the monash and he's probably traveling at high velocity g force that mattreses will blind you with great impact. These secret geniuses are very rare and are easily mistaken for team leaders . He could also be mistaken for a sonic boom with the amount of subs he has mounted on his tank legs .
Civilian:"Why are there wheels where your legs should be ?"
Tanko :"there not wheels there tank legs"
by Frannnnnnnko July 14, 2010
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Booster Tank

(noun) A tank of water, found on a fire engine or quint, used to extinguish fire with stretched hose lines while water supply is being established.
Those 38 guys just sat there and watched the house burn while waiting for the hydrant hook up. The could have used their booster tank to at least knock the fire down.
by Fraternal Brotherhood of Salt November 10, 2010
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Wanking the tank

Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”
by Rectumstretcher89 October 30, 2019
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