Eight in the Taint

A size 8 shoe kicking the shit out of unsuspecting individual in the area between the genitals and the anus.

Mike: "Yo! What happened to you?"

Russ: "I told Claire to Shut the Fuck up, and she gave me a eight in the taint!"

by sh_rebel January 23, 2011

taint slap

To rub your taint on to your hand and slap a chum in the face.

Billy taint slapped eddie in the face, leaving his face sweaty and poopy.

by joey September 20, 2003

Hooker Taint

The moldy residue that builds up on your penis after having unprotected sex with several prostitutes. If not properly cleaned right away it has been scientifically proven to develop new strands of bacteria that modern medicine is unable to cure or properly treat.

Person A: Hey bro, what did you put on my toast?
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!

by HolyToiletWater July 19, 2012

Taint slide

The act of you rubbing your humid, sweaty and smelly taint across the entirety of your gym buddies face, all while he is doing a set of the bench and unable to defend himself from the slide.

Guy 1: Yo this bar is really heavy can you help me get it up?
Guy 2: nah nigga taint slide incoming

Guy 1: oh shit

by BiGBoobTange June 15, 2018

Goblin's Taint

Used to refer how cold the temperature is outside, in an extreme way.

Jeff: Dude it is seriously colder then a Goblin's Taint out here right now.

Adam: I know this, my balls just curled inside my anus like a goblin's punch.

by jeff detty February 4, 2009

tainted squirrel

When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.

That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.

by 12bdk May 3, 2016

Gjeto's Taint

Proper noun describing the rubbery area between the scrotum and anus; commonly inhabited in elderly Indian men, or the most vile, disgusting, and nasty smells a human can come into contact with.

Dan: "How can u breathe up there with all that smoke?"
Cory: "I can't really, that scrap box fire has this whole plant smelling like Gjeto's Taint!"

by doublicious21 December 6, 2011