A size 8 shoe kicking the shit out of unsuspecting individual in the area between the genitals and the anus.
Mike: "Yo! What happened to you?"
Russ: "I told Claire to Shut the Fuck up, and she gave me a eight in the taint!"
Russ: "I told Claire to Shut the Fuck up, and she gave me a eight in the taint!"
by sh_rebel January 23, 2011
 Get the Eight in the Taintmug.
Get the Eight in the Taintmug. by joey September 20, 2003
 Get the taint slapmug.
Get the taint slapmug. by Hood Rat 716 December 6, 2010
 Get the Stankle Taintmug.
Get the Stankle Taintmug. When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.
by 12bdk May 3, 2016
 Get the tainted squirrelmug.
Get the tainted squirrelmug. Jeff: Dude it is seriously colder then a Goblin's Taint out here right now.
Adam: I know this, my balls just curled inside my anus like a goblin's punch.
Adam: I know this, my balls just curled inside my anus like a goblin's punch.
by jeff detty February 4, 2009
 Get the Goblin's Taintmug.
Get the Goblin's Taintmug. an act of violent and catastrophic revenge on a person who made a poor life decision by messing with the wrong business person in a weakened economy.
He owes me over $4,000. So next time I see him I'm going to give him a bloody taint he'll never forget.
by Manrizzle January 19, 2010
 Get the Bloody Taintmug.
Get the Bloody Taintmug. The act of you rubbing your humid, sweaty and smelly taint across the entirety of your gym buddies face, all while he is doing a set of the bench and unable to defend himself from the slide.
Guy 1: Yo this bar is really heavy can you help me get it up?
Guy 2: nah nigga taint slide incoming
Guy 1: oh shit
Guy 2: nah nigga taint slide incoming
Guy 1: oh shit
by BiGBoobTange June 15, 2018
 Get the Taint slidemug.
Get the Taint slidemug.