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Ring Dinger

Dr Gregory Johnson's signature move. This is when he lifts the calves of the person to be adjusted, then he locks his pelvis in place with pins, wraps a towel around his neck, and pulls, sometimes twice and a loud crack can be heard. Other than a ring dinger, he also calls this "spinal decompression".
Dr Gregory Johnson: *pulls on neck*
*loud crack is heard*
Dr Gregory Johnson: There we go! Did you feel that all the way down?
Guy: Yeah I did, woah.
Dr Gregory Johnson: That was a good ring dinger wasn't it?
Guy: Yeah for sure it was.
by BuildTheBuilder January 12, 2019
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Wax ring

A Caucasian female (n) generally college educated and of privilege, who is mailable in order to obtain a proposal of marriage from a bachelor of desire.
Damn! Kim kardashian be such a wax ring!
by Whudunnit June 2, 2015
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kingsguard ring

The act of putting a ring (preferably gold) around ones penis and testicles before anal penetration.
He found more pleasure in his “armory” with a good kingsguard ring.
by Eveldore November 26, 2019
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Ring sloth

is a male or female ice ringette fan whose interest in the sport is primarily motivated by sexual attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game itself.
Catthew has become a ring sloth
by Ggdio November 9, 2019
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Copper Ring

When you finger a man or woman and get shit on your finger
Guy 1: Yo dude, Cassandra just gave me a copper ring last night it’s fucking gross
Guy 2: ew nasty get away from me
by Krajcovicmonkey October 25, 2022
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gargamel ring

Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet
That guy would be totallly hot if he shaved his head, but he has a gargamel ring.
by jifter November 11, 2010
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Frodo's Ring

A friend who has a tendancy to 'do a disappearing act' at inopportune moments.
"Oh surprise, surprise, Terry has fucking donned 'Frodo's Ring' again just when it's his turn to get the next round in."

"Then, just as about 20 of them came around the corner with baseball bats Terry whipped out Frodo's Ring again - the fucking cunt".
by chesterpest January 17, 2010
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