hoe-in-law

the parents of your side chick or side hoe

R.J: Hey, you want to have a drink tonight bro?
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.

R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun

by Tru Realist June 10, 2016

Sab's Law

Originating from iFunny, a law that states any sharp objects left on the ground will be fallen on, often multiple times.

"did you hear that Blaze kid got hit by Sab's Law?"

by Dallas C. January 15, 2020

Bibarel's Law

A step up from “Bidoof's law”, Bibarel’s law states that there will never be anything more joyous and repulsive than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to loli or otherwise underaged hentai characters”.

"Bibarel's Law strikes again."

by the elder gods April 7, 2020

Jones' Law

If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.

Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring

by RoiceX June 23, 2020

The Law of Attraction

The belief that positive or negative thoughts bring positive or negative experiences into a person's life.

Using the Law of Attraction you can manifest anything

by KaedanClub September 9, 2020

Domitri's Law

States that after one notably good day, a bad day always follows.

Guy: Man today sucks! Which is not fair because yesterday was so great.

Friend: That's Domitri's Law, every time you have a good day the next day blows in comparison.

by Domitri January 17, 2013

Bawley's Law

When you're in a relationship, everyone likes you, but when you're single, no one likes you.

Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.

"So I went to this party with my girlfriend and all these girls start hitting on me, but when i'm single, no one flirts with me!"

"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."

by partyingnaked July 17, 2012