The Douchebag Theory 

The answer to why girls always date douchebags. It usually starts from a young age, when a boy is mean to a girl, the girl goes home and cries to her mom, her mom then says "it's okay, it's just because he likes you", the girl is then happy with that answer and moves on with life thinking everytime a guy is an ass to her, it just means they like her, she goes on thinking that until she is old enough to date guys, and then she proceeds to ask the biggest douchebag out, and that explains how all the assholes get hot girls.

The douchebag theory, the answer to everything.

The Douchebag Theory by itzadolfin!! June 6, 2011

The Downward Spiral

Nine Inch Nails CD released in 1994

Hey did you listen to The Downward Spiral yet?

The Downward Spiral by John Coltrane November 5, 2005

The Disney Point 

Cast Members must point using two fingers or their whole hand, as its rude to point with one finger. When pointing with one finger a guest may think that the Cast Member is pointing at him/her.

When giving directions to a show or attraction the Cast Member will use The Disney Point.

The Disney Point by DCM2007 December 10, 2008

the damned 

The Damned were the first British punk band to get a record out ("New Rose") thus beating the Sex Pistols; and record a full-length album (Damned Damned Damned), thus beating the Sex Pistols.
Definitely the best punk band, and probably the best band in the history of the world.
Started in 1976 and still going strong.

*sings*

"And every night I'm there,
I break my heart to pleeeease
Eloiiiiiise
Eloiiiiiise"

*implodes*

the damned by Charley May 13, 2005

The Dirty Marc 

when your preforming anal sex and you pull your dick out to see a gapping asshole. You then spit in it and then suck your spit out as the asshole is tighten up.

marc put his dick in a white girls ass then spit in it and sucked it out. The Dirty Marc

The Dirty Marc by lil marc October 24, 2009

The Dunkaroo Effect

When you have 1 substance (dunkaroos) which should be used with another substance 2 (frosting), and you end up with way more leftover substance 1 or 2 and you have no idea what to do with the substance in question.

Shant: Damn homie, I have all this frosting but no Dunkaroos left, what the hell am I supposed to do with this?

Brian: OMG dude, I dont know. Thats crazy. The Dunkaroo Effect is difficult to overcome..

The Dunkaroo Effect by TheRealYancy April 13, 2010

The dirty Mitch 

When you spin around with your pants off until you throw up then you vomit onto your erect penis and hand and use it as a lubricant and jack yourself off

Guy 1: hey what did you do by your self last night
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick

The dirty Mitch by MItch111166699 September 27, 2011