why my dad left

cause i suck

Me: why my dad left?
mom:so your dad left cause you suck

by BiboTheBilbo April 24, 2019

This is why you get no hoes

The thing someone says oh o you when you do or say something downright stupid.

Me: What if you have trouble exhaling and need an exhaler to suck air outta you?
Sum friend: stfu this is why you get no hoes
Me: ...... dang ;-;

by Thatsuperswagperson March 22, 2021

why do i live

Because your parents fucked.

Why Do I live
Cuz ur parents fucked jimmy

by Some kidddss February 28, 2019

why do you care

A short and quick responce to someone who is getting up in your grill or asking too many questions.

Person A: "Why are you taking your computer and earbuds into the bathroom?"
Person B: "Why do you care?"

by Thatkid1044 June 5, 2016

that's why you're still a virgin

1)Something to say to someone who is acting completely retarded.

2)Something to say to people online who say things like pwn, n00b etc.

Brock: M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
me: that's why you're still a virgin

by BrandonCA January 12, 2009

Why should I care

When you totally don’t care

Why should I care

by Elagss May 6, 2020

why am I here?

How am I supposed to know??!!! The reason your here is for laughs or just freaking bored.......Well I'm not cheering you up. MOVE ON!!!

why am I here? Well I'm tired.

by IfeelasthoughIamiceandheisfire October 4, 2020