show and tell

Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.

One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.

by QuacksO April 17, 2021

Tell your crush you like them day

Today is the day you tell your crush you like them! (If they don’t like you, they’re trash) jk, but don’t waste your time in them if they don’t!

Hey Chris, I need to tell you something

Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!

by Cap138118 May 5, 2021

I meant to tell you

What is I meant to tell you

When I said it s my box , I meant to tell you it was mom box

by anonymous May 6, 2021

tell the truth

something that men always do

He always tell the truth even though she thinks he’s lying.

by Jdbsibdb123 May 18, 2021

i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.

person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

Tell the truth

I didn't do the "at least don't lie" part and this obviously isn't what you meant.

Hym "You said 'tell the truth' not 'create A.I. and be objectively better than everyone.' And to be fair, the telling the truth part isn't the part that is working. Literally everything except telling the truth is working. The truth telling part is the part that is not getting me the credit for the A.I."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024

You tell me

A meme starting in the early months of 2024 made by vixl aka poo head and also contributed by ardafrmnrth
The meme/word is said with a deep/baritoned voice and it sounds all little bit distorted the meme is usually joked after someone asks you a question there after the meme is said

Friend “hey how are you”
You “you tell me”

by g8uom December 21, 2024