Sweater Weather

A song that ruin the hopes and dreams of everyone that hears it. It's soul crushing. No one should speak of this song... ever.

Eva: Oh I love this song!

Sienna: What's is called?

Eva: Sweater Weather-

Sienna: Nevermind.

by EvaMarie322 February 7, 2022

Sweater

To compete with others for wearing the softest artical of clothing.

It's sweater time Daniel and I heard you didn't wear you cashmere today muhahah!

by Sami-Sosa February 8, 2010

Turkish Sweater

1.) Extreme body hair resulting in a man pelt.

2.) Back hair that starts just below the hairline and extends down the back.

Told my barber to make sure he trims my Turkish Sweater as he's finishing up. I don't want any hair poking out of my collar.

by Littlefoot0341 April 15, 2025

droopy sweater

a piece of shit loser that nobody cares about

hey, have you ever heard of droopy sweater on twitter.com?

who?

by droooopy March 9, 2021

Chest sweater

Similar to bear wings but on the front. Hair on a mans chest and torso that makes it look like he is wearing a sweater even though his shirt is off.

Wow are you wearing a chest sweater?

That's quite the chest sweater bob.

by davidmai April 2, 2015

Sweater Turkeys

A slang term used for a woman's breasts.

"I can't stop staring when she's running with no bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around."

by CleetorisW January 31, 2024

sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )

Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.

by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015