samuel starbuck

a disgusting boy who has intercourse with his stuffed animals

omg this guy just banged his teddy! he's definitely samuel starbuck

by the guy who everyone hates May 20, 2016

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BUCK STARBUCK

I GOT TO KNOW MOON LIGHT FEELS RIGHT

Planned kinds of VULGAR SEX but it feels good.

If you GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY then just POUR YOUR HEART INTO IT BY BUCK STARBUCK MAP.

BUCK STARBUCK DOOR and I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK AND I WILL SUCK YOUR ASS.

by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME July 30, 2021

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Eskimo Starpucker

When you go in for a sniff before you eat the ass and you get a little sphincter kiss on the tip of your nose.

I was getting ready to eat Lisa’s ass and she gave me a cute little Eskimo Starpucker. I tell you Jerry, I’m gonna marry that girl.

by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021

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Mexican Starpucker

When you’re getting in position to eat ass and you get a cute little kiss on the lips from the butthole. Also known as besos de estrellas.

Dude, I was with Lisa the other night and I was about to eat her ass and she gave me a little kiss with her butthole.
No way Jose, she gave you a Mexican Starpucker!?
Way Carlito, right on the lips.

No mames güey! She gave you them besos de estrellas!

I tell you what Carlito, I’m gonna make that chica mi esposa.

by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021

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