squeeze

reaching

"he said gojo was coming back but that's a squeeze and a half"

by skibidirizzlergyat August 22, 2024

Squeezing an edloaf

While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)

I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!

by Cap’n Cuntch February 22, 2020

Love squeeze

Friends with benefits

How are you and your love squeeze?

by Ajhowie3 March 1, 2017

face-squeeze

The face made when all the cheek muscles are squeezing your eyes together

It’s so cute after she kisses me. She does the face-squeeze and giggles.

by Mywhatdidyousay May 2, 2018

Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.

Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.

by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

Cheese Squeeze

When you take multiple cheeses, squeeze it into a ball, lube it up with cheese whizz, and swallow it whole.

Yo Alex and Sarah, you should do a cheese squeeze at your fancy-ass wine and cheese party.

by JugChugger December 14, 2019

SQUEEZE!

When you grab something TOO aggressively

The young nigger didn't SQUEEZE! enough

by Yuffle, November 12, 2023