Hat Squader

An elderly male who wears a hat when going out in public. An elderly females who wears a guazy scarf over her head. The headwear is not removed in the automobile and is clearly visible while tailgating because you're already at least 10 miles below the federally mandated speed limit. Often times the visible hat is the only clue the said slow vehicle is actually occupied, and may be accompanied by white knuckles at approximately ear level.

I could've been here 20 minutes ago, but I got stuck behind some hatsquader doing 30 in a 55...and I couldn't pass!

by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005

ghetto square

washington square mall on the east side of indy.

lets go to ghetto square after school today.

by uvajalea June 14, 2008

VP Squared

VP Squared: Verb, Pronoun, Preposition- Get=(verb) Over=(preposition) It=(Pronoun).

A geeky English Major's way of being sarcastic to another in conversation, through an overly dramatic and drawn out manner, in order to successfully make the recipient of said phrase feel like a complete tool.

Best used within the social context of a well established and long term friendship as a form of backhanded endearment; otherwise you might just get punched out.

Can also be used in the past tense.

Example:

Bob - "Man, My GF is such a drama queen."
Tom - "How long are you going to put up with her shit? VP Squared, already!"
Bob - "Huh? VP what?"
Tom - (Heavy sigh)"Verb, Preposition,
Pronoun, dumb ass."
Bob - "Come again?"
Tom - "Get Over It, Man! DAMN!"


Past Tense Example:

Tom - "Hey, how are things with you and the bitchy GF?"
Bob - "I vp squared that situation (got over it). Broke up with her weeks ago, son."
Tom - " Good for you, man."

by Prospoi November 1, 2008

dupe square

toilet paper filled with shaving cream, neatly folded into a square, and used to dupe or trick or fool somebody while they are sleeping, or unaware of a dupe attack, so be watching around all corners or keeping a close eye while your sleeping or u will get the dupe treatment.

dude!!..... you just duped squared me.

stop actin crazy with that dupe square or your gonna hurt someone.

i got hit with a dupe square yesterday so throw it at tom this time.

by spelunker mjd June 27, 2010

premature squabble syndrome

When you get a telling off for something, before you have done, or even thought about doing what it is you are being told off about.

Mom - Dont even THINK about going to play soccer in those shoes!! If you get them dirty il have to wash them again and you'll probably trepse in bringing mud with you everywhere on my cream carpets!

Rob -Im not playing football, im just going round pauls house to play Mario Kart.

Mom - Well youll be washing the crapets yourself.

Paul - Duuude you were just a serious victim of premature squabble syndrome

by haroldzid August 23, 2010

Dick Squabble

1) A phrase used when an unfortunate event occurs in one's life.

2) A person who is being an asshole.

1) "Holy dick squabble, that was a hell of a traffic jam!"

2) "Hey, dick squabble, quit your shit!"

by Jessantha November 21, 2010

Celeron Square

Pot holes, paper thin walls, and a staff dedicated to making living conditions miserable.

Celeron Square is a carnival.

by ThirstyCat March 8, 2011