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Milky Spoon

When you spoon your boyfriend (or significant other with a penis), and wank them off at the same time, therefore resulting in a "milky spoon".
I gave Dave a milky spoon last night, after he power washed my anus with his tongue.
by powerwasher69420 November 17, 2021
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Snooze Spoon

Spooning that occurs between your main alarm and your snooze alarm going off, generally in a state of semi-consciousness.
I love burying my morning wood in her booty while we snooze spoon.
by Sausage_Dictionary May 3, 2016
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spoon wars

a battle during which the participants obtain large serving spoons and other culinary utensils (such as a wooden meat tenderizer) and spank each other until the adversaries surrender
Kendall, Grace, Robert, & Nana played spoon wars & shields. Team Nike, consisting of Robert and Grace, beat their opponents, Team Victory, Nana & Kendall.
by off brand oxford August 13, 2022
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peanutbutter spoon

A youtube channel (spoon) delivering that sweet content (peanutbutter).
Dude 1: Did you see that "peaceful protester does a no no" video on YouTube?
Dude 2: Yeah, from Donut Operator? He's the real peanutbutter spoon !
by Salty_PRINGLE September 19, 2020
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spoon leg

When I used to play golf with my grandfather and his buddies. One would come back from peeing, and another would say “looks like you spoon legged”. It’s when you drip a little and it visible to others.
Give it an extra shake or two so you don’t spoon leg.
by Shaketex October 9, 2017
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spoon

spoons are implements to warm up and enjoy
are you enjoying your spoon?
-yes thankyou, it is nice and warm
by spoonertheweirdo March 12, 2004
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Mad as a spoon

Someone who is psychologically unbalanced and believes in facts which are illogical or ridiculous and are not believed by the mass majority of human beings, e.g. that they are a chicken, that during the night their body hair leaves it's respective follicle’s and goes out boozing or that gnomes steal their underwear.
A man who thought he was being hunted by an invisable chicken was as mad as a spoon.
by Ludovico_Drakko August 10, 2008
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