The Diarrhea Song

when you're sliding into third,
and you feel you have to turd...

(chorus)

When you see a skid mark,
and you're not even in a car...

(chorus)

When you're miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don't care...

(chorus)

When your stomach hurts,
and you just know you've got the squirts..

(chorus)

The song about the result of eating dodgy food in the middle of nowhere and the end result of needing to expel the results.

by Melbear May 10, 2005

songative

Basically Feeling Musical, or feeling like singing/playing an instument, etc.

"I feel songative today!"
or
"I'm feeling songative, I think I'll play my guitar"

by BranMuffin11 August 15, 2008

Song

Song is a girl who is very attractive and hot. A lot of boys fall in love with her super easy, but they don’t ask her out because their scared they might get rejected. Most boys like her cuz she’s a bad girl! ;)

Song is loyal, real friend, pretty, and rare to find a friend like her.

by Song is a great person January 10, 2019

your song

Any song that you have emotional attachment to. Upon hearing it on the radio, you must unhinge you jaw and scream into the void.

Radio: *despacito starts playing*
Guy in car: Oh my god it's your song!
Other guy in car: *unintelligible screaming*

by obungus June 11, 2018

ass song

Singing into someone's asshole as a means for seducing them. Songs with a lot of trilling likely produce the best results.

"Brent sang an ass song to Holly last night and she was pretty into it."

by fuzzypink December 5, 2018

worst song ever

that stupid song called wap

oh shoot did i just hear a partof wap the worst song ever, time to suicide

by Fiery1710 September 21, 2020

Eskimo Fight Song

A song that is sung at every edmonton eskimo home football game in-between the third and fourth quarter.

We sang the eskimo fight song

by eskimo fan September 19, 2012