soccer(football)

the best sport in the world! better than hockey, football(NFL), and any other sport u can think of.

Jepordy host: For 300 dollars, and a chance to move into the Finals, what is the best sport in the world?
Bob: What is soccer?
Jepordy host: Well done! Congradulations!

by Katie June 14, 2004

Quokka Soccer

The sport of kicking a rare Australian native marsupial (found principally on Rottnest Island); the Quokka, much like a soccer ball.

Hey Garth, Pat and I are going to Rottnest Island. You up for a game of Quokka soccer?

by Jeffffrey October 11, 2009

Soccer Mom

A woman who takes a nasty, stinky dump all over a soccer ball, then proceeds to lick every bit of it off, while masturbating to naked pictures of Bea Arthur.

I thought I was into skat, but that soccer mom showed me that I have yet to explore the finer points of fecal fetishes.

by Brak January 27, 2005

Soccer Fag

Any Diehard Soccer fan or player. Someone who nevers shuts up about Soccer and much better it is than any other sport. One who denies the ultimate truth: Athletes play sports,everyone else plays Soccer.

Soccer Fag: American Football is so boring and requires no skill, bla bla bla world cup bla bla bla soccers so great.

Other Athlete: Shut the hell up Soccer Fag!

by PtothaZ July 11, 2006

ice soccer

The most amazing game ever.
The rules are simple. An empty ice rink, some friends, skates and a hockey puck are the only things you need.
The basics of this amazing game are to "kick" the puck with your blades, sending it between the other players feet. This is a goal and this is ice soccer.

Me - "Hey guys, wanna go play some ice soccer?"
Friends - "Hell yeah, lets get a move on!"

by xoxo_maggie December 31, 2008

Soccer Moms

They're are the reason for car crashes , global warming , teenyboppers , frat boys/girls , they mostly stay at home waiting to pick up their "angels" for what dumbass activity their brats are doing , or annoying the crap out some sane person , or causing car wrecks in the air-polluting SUVs , they hate anything that is non Christian (despite being spawns of Satan) , internet , freedom , minorities , anything that will "corrupt" their "precious little angels" , they keep their children away from anything that will make them individual. They also hate gamers and anime fans

Me : *Listening to Melanie Martinez*

Soccer Mom: HEY ! YOUNG LADY QUIT LISTENING TO THAT SATANIC GARAGE YOUR LISTENING TO , YOU ARE CORRUPTING MY BABY

Soccer Mom's kid : *smoking weed behind his mother's back*

Me : You're not my mom

Soccer Mom: THEN I'M GONNA TELL HER

Me : Fine

Soccer Bitch tell my mom

Soccer Mom : Hey your child is listening to this Melanie Martinez

My Mom : So what ?

Soccer Mom: WTF ! YOU SHOULD PUNISH HER FOR LISTENING TO THE DEVIL'S MUSIC

My Mom : *walks away from crazy Soccer Mom *

My Mom: Don't worry *insert name* , hopefully she and her brat will die in a car wreck

And this why soccer moms are pure evil

by ThatOneTweenLoner August 12, 2017

Men’s soccer

A fairy game in which men with female genitalia run around a field and kick a ball into a giant goal after this goal is scored the men usually take their shirts off and over celebrate after a hard fought game these men do a post game scissor

Mark asked his hockey friends to play men’s soccer and but his hockey friends have penises so they could not participate

by Bigdaddytyreek69 November 7, 2019