Sloppy slip

When you want to have a relationship with the girl you have fwb's with but she rejected you so you get anger issues and you drift and crash your car.

Is that guy on drugs or did he do an Sloppy Slip?

by Yumi Ishiyama March 18, 2023

sloppy swappers

another name for bisexuals

half of Americas teenage population are sloppy swappers

by tacoman 200x January 8, 2012

sloppy robinson

similar in constitution to a sloppy joe but instead of being a sandwich it's a dick

chad gave me a sloppy robinson last night. it was gross.

by robinslop November 5, 2017

sloppy dallas

when you give a guy head with dip in your mouth

soup:yeah dude i’m getting a sloppy dallas tonight
doo:lucky bitch

by water freak👅💦💧💦 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Gandhi

When ya girl doesn’t eat for three weeks and her first meal is your nut.

Finally let the upstairs girl give me some sloppy Gandhi. Man was she hungry.

by Tedmburke March 20, 2021

sloppy shit

a really messy shit that splashes your vile doo-doo all over your gangly nuts

i took a big sloppy shit and sprayed nasty reddish-brown dookie on my testicles

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022

sloppy slapper

When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.

John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...

by ...1...2...3...4...c March 8, 2017