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Shut the Fuck Up Unicorn

A hand signal used to shut everyone up. It is made by pressing ones thumb, pinky, ring finger and pointer finger together, and sticking the middle finger up in the air, so that it looks like a unicorn. Should only be used if Silent Coyote is ineffective. Otherwise it's just obnoxious.
The teacher held up a Silent Coyote, but the class kept talking. After about five minutes, she grew impatient, and busted out the real guns.

Teacher: *SHUT THE FUCK UP UNICORN*
Class is silent.
by Chashmonit December 19, 2010
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shut the fuck up and die

Geek acronym for shut the fuck up and die.

Created by ddb.
by ddb August 9, 2004
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Shut the fuck up day

hey, its a shut the fuck up day, so can you please shut the fuck up?
by liepinjjj October 21, 2020
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shut the fuck up max

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shut the fu up you stupid skid row bum

This is a simple mean line. Shut the fu up you stupid skid row bum.
Don`t you shut the fu up you stupid skid row bum.
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Shut the fuck up

A very potent and empowering phrase that, when strongly communicated, will completely annihilate all forms of idiocy, nuisance and bullshit within one's proximity. Can be directed at a person, thing, text or AI.
Pornographic Popup Ads: *exist*
Me: Shut the fuck up

Stupid e-girl: Hey boo, buy my feet pics for $5!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up

Me: Alexa, set desk lamp brightness to ten percent
Alexa: Got it, playing despacito

Me: Shut the fuck up

Some kid: *unironically necroposts on my 9 year old comment*
Me: Shut the fuck up
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