slam the spam

Loping the mule, jerking the gonaskas, whipping the wire, the old five knuckle shuffle across the ole piss pump.

After seeing his roomates girlfriend naked he felt the urge to slam the spam.

by the real DTRAIN March 30, 2005

spam flautist

Virtuoso fellatio performer.

Presidential spam flautist Monika Lewinski lied in court again today, yet privately hoped she would be found out, as the whole point of the exercise was that she wanted to simply be catalogued in history as someone who blew the President. <Mindless cunt>

by Brucester September 13, 2006

scouse spam

To create, or attempt to create random posts which mean absolutely nothing to anyone whatso ever on, namely, the website 'scousemp3s.co.uk'. The content of the posts MUST have less than 3 syllables, and always make no sense so it foooks ya brain up.

(Post above) - Hey, where do you live
Scouse spam post - Yeah thanks!

OR

(Post above) What do you like for breakfast?
(Scouse spam post) Lol yeah

by Hooje January 31, 2003

Spam Butterfly

When a chick has been fisted so hard and so regularly that they have become excessively loose. Their flaps(labia) will extend or stretch down to an astonishing length. Sometimes up to 2" (or 5cm) lower than the outer lips. A spam butterfly is acheived when the inner lips(labia) are stretched out beyond the outer pussy lips and create a butterfly wing formation.

"I scuffed her cuntscuff ya cunt so hard before pulling her lips out beyond the mess I'd left. MuaHaHaHaHaHaHa

by One Sick Muthafucka October 31, 2004

Liquid Spam

What runs out of the Rigger Monkey after a return from another death-defying trip servicing his crew.

Man, it's a wonder he has any guts left, about 2 liters of Liquid Spam ran out his ass when we were done!

by donkeycum April 25, 2003

social spam

To recommend products to friends, with the open or hidden intention to earn money, or in other ways try to profit from it.

Friend: This product is awesome! Please buy it!
You: OK, I'll buy one.
Friend: One?! Ha ha ha! No, you must buy at least 50, and then you must sell it to your friends to gain big profit! You'll be rich!
You: No thanks.
Friend: So you're saying no to big money – you're pretty slow, aren't you?
You: Fuck you and your social spam! And don't ever call me again!

by Mr. Turbo May 25, 2008

where the spam

The word spam, in this case, is not used to make refference to the almighty wonder of questionable food that is Spam, but rather a substitute for a curse word.
This phrase is usually used by an individual who is questioning a location but is also looking to cut back on their swearing.
Other similar phrases included 'what the spam' 'who the spam' 'why the spam' and ' how the spam'

e.g.
girl 1: I think we're lost...
girl 2: Where the spam are we?!

boy: Dude... what the spam are you wearing?

by crap_weasel September 08, 2006