Skateboard

An english term used to describe the wankers who spell skate - sk8 and walk round holding small shelves with wheels that never appear to 'board' the damn things. Usually seen waiting at bus stops.Bored is the uk english spelling but these yanks pell it board.
Hence skate bored

Skateboard = TWAT

by H December 26, 2003

skateboard-city

A city built for skateboarding. Residents are known to hate the tony hawk pro skater series, bam margera, and ryan sheckler.

Bob: "Hey man wanna go on skateboard-city?"
Billy: "No thanks. I'd rather make out with my Monroe-bot."

by nottreeunit December 29, 2007

Skate

A date through skype. Skates usually happen once or twice a week to help the separation of a long distance relationship. They usually are for hours, since the time flies. <3

Guy: Hey you wanna have a skate tomorrow?
Girl: Of course, but I'd rather see you in person!

Guy: Well you know what they say, absence makes the heart grow fonder.

by m.m.g. January 21, 2011

Skateboarding

The item that gets you hot girls and money and fame.

Lets go skateboarding.

by cameron August 29, 2003

skateboarding

A load of idiots that sit about getting in the way attempting to be individual by a commonly accepting means

"I'm different 'cos i skate" "Yes, like all the other kids who played tony hawks."

by StreetBiker January 11, 2004

Skapegoat

Possibly apocryphal paramour of the Skape. May bear a striking resemblance to certain film stars. Only appears once a year, at certain holiday feasts.

Clem: Have you met Alfred, the Skapegoat?

Zeke: Why's he the Skapegoat?

Clem: 'Cuz a goat will eat anything.

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

skateboarder

Someone who skateboards.Dedicated skateboarders listen to rock and punk and a little bit of thrash metal too and some old school hardcore thrash punk and punk metal.

I was a poor kid who rode a skateboard and smoked pot while other kids at my school drove beamers and mercedes and did cocaine(they later became college fags).
and the fascists communists said: Example doesn't use the word skateboarder. Use the word in a sentence.

by skate or die!!!! September 18, 2006