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Russel

Someone who shares incorrect facts/opinions on a subject they have no experience with.
They also tend to become defensive when their opinions are questioned or proven wrong.
Russel: "All pokemon after gen 4 are uninspired and ugly"

Joey: "Wow, look at that Russel. He's never played a single pokemon game and has no interest in it. But still talks trash."
by Its ya boy Joey May 25, 2020
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Cullen mark Russell League

A person who moves away and leaves the people who care about him so much alone
Cullen mark Russell League is someone who I am in love with
by Nivi June 12, 2022
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Russell

Yep, see? There he is. But spending his money on drugs was not a barrier to his success was it? The studios should have had him work for free because if you're going to spend your money on impulsive pleasure people shouldn't be giving it to you.
Hym "There's the Russell reference. And like an old racist meaning a black person he doesn't hate for the first time... He's one of the good ones... Because instead of advocating for the poor to get richer (Even though it solves climate change apparently) he advocates for... The rich having less power but not less money... even though as long as they have more money they will spend it on power... The power to prevent people from stopping them from indulging in their impulsive pleasures.... So they can indulge in impulsive pleasures of their own... Or not die from the weird pressure in the front of their skull... Or the thing your wife almost died from... Or don't have to be in a Todd Phillips movie to not be blind anymore... Er, wait no that's the other guy... I do like Russel though. Don't get me wrong."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2023
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Nathan Russell

A person who is a fuckface with no life, and plays fortnite too much.
Nathan Russell, you need to stop playing fornite you stupid FUCK.
by Oofdefiner April 25, 2019
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Russell, Ontario

Small town near Ottawa named after a racist slave master that was ranked 3rd best place to live in Canada in 2018.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned

Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
Honey let's move to Russell, Ontario it's cheaper than Ottawa, we can work from home in our pyjamas and get a massage stoned.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
by Melanie Corvinelli April 4, 2024
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Russel

Greasy weirdo, terrible haircut, annoying as shit, autistic, little itty bitty jsn. There is always dandruff in his hair and is the most annoying friend in the group. Always looks at cheap poor dirtbikes because he knows he can't afford it. Bro could cut his hair and it would still be terrible, never showers, always opens lunchboxes and never buys food for IceyIce. Also has some sidequest ah friends like finn craigslist who picks his nose and looks like a golem. Also he takes baths
IceyIce- Hey Russel lets go to your house
Russel- No finn coming over to give me a bath
by RusselPlays November 27, 2023
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Griffin Russell

Griffin Russell is a great person loves everyone is very funny and sarcastic and can be inappropriate at time but that’s the best of him and loves his friends.
Griffin RussellIs a great guy and loves his friends .
by Awesome kid 12345 April 23, 2018
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