Ron

A witty theif, who use others for his own benefit and cannot be tricked easily. A stalker.

My ex boyfriend is such a Ron. I hope he gets the taste of his own medicine.

by Iamstrange November 27, 2021

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Ron Senior

A name given to somebody (Pronounced as "Ronsenior", like its one word) Who fits the following categories:

1. Must have appeared on Jeremy Kyle, Or any equivalent.

2. Must Answer all questions with "Yes Lady" and "No Sir", Brainwash as appropriate.

3. Must Have stolen at least 25k (Preferably 40k) from a close family member.

Anybody called a Ronsenior is a genius by his own wit and expertise in cunning.

A: Dude Your such a Ron Senior
B: Lol! I know!

by Stoaty-Fox March 23, 2009

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African Ron Time

The only time that ever supersedes standard time African time, and is consistently longer. But always considered to be forgiven due to the person.
Lastly, can be sped up, when bought an alcoholic beverage!

1:They are late again.
2:Again? They’re on African time?
1:No, no, African Ron time.
2:That’s okay, I’ll call them, they’ll be here in five if I get them a beer!

by RonSharkey March 26, 2022

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L. Ron Hubbard

Oh shit so he sees it too! Or SAW it. I'm not going to say it's alien but, yeah, no totally. Psychic prison made of retards.

Hym "Yeah, no, is THAT L. Ron Hubbard was all about? Oooooooooooh... Yeah, yeah, I get it. He's right! Not about the 'I need to give all of my resources to L. Ron charlatans' kimd of way but the psychic retard prison kind of way. Yeah, my thetan level is clearly the highest. I have the most energy! Ok. So that explains a lot. I guess Scientology isn't completely full of shit.... Hmmm..."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

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