porn box

The computer.

Let me fire up the ol' porn box.

by Captin Clymidia August 5, 2008

Porn drive

TrueCrypt encrypted device for safely storing pornagized porn to avoid getting caught by parents when not orgasming or a safety net when boxers are around feet when orgasming

TrueCrypt encrypted device easily carried in jerking shorts to share porn or watch with friends

It doesn't matter if the drive can be concealed from parents as only you can decrypt the porn drive to use it: TrueCrypt allows for a false exterior container to "show" there's no porn in it, and an interior container with different password for the porn you and your friends will use for your daily seven and better couch jerk.

The more guys who bring a porn drive to the sleep over the better. No porn hogs invited.

by encryption key size matters January 27, 2013

Cancer Porn

A book, movie, television documentary, etc. which exploits the sadness and drama of cancer. Such a work will often make the cancer patient (and/or caregiver) into a glowing hero/ine with boundless enthusiasm, energy, love and forgiveness. Cancer porn makes cancer look glamorous while down playing the pain and ugliness of the disease.

She: I hear that new movie "A Cancer Love Story" is really lovely! Sounds like a great date movie.

He: I hear it's maudlin CANCER PORN and should be avoided like a severe case of melanoma.

by BillyFLA September 19, 2009

youtube porn

Nudity found on youtube that has been posted for instructional purposes, but is many times watched for many other reasons such as: to pass time, because your a perv, or your internet connection is to slow to stream real porn.

Larry: So what'd you do today?
Sam Ho: I watched youtube porn, because my girlfriend checks my history for porn channels.

by racistpenguin October 14, 2009

Porn Browser

Porn Browser - Normally Netscape. A second browser Used exclusively for surfing porn so that you can keep the internet history on your main browser intact.An essential tool for modern life.

'I still have to clear the history on my porn browser so
my wife doesn't find all the perverted shit i've been looking at.'

by The Grand Nasal December 24, 2007

Porn king

adj, noun a term to describe someone who has an unbelievable amount of porno and knowlegde of porno

"Chris has like over 100 porno dvds, he is like the porn king around here."

by Jared Maggard August 13, 2006

porn starfish

The porn star alter ego of Patrick star from spongebob. Known for his cheesy 1970's porn mustache and enormous bulge. Quite possibly one of the greatest most disturbing images one can see.

To imagine the porn starfish just think of Ron Jeremy as a starfish. You'll get the picture.

by Sir shitzalot September 14, 2013