Polish Condom

An emergency prophylactic in which a sandwich bag is used in conjuction with a twist tie to secure it. Raid is lightly sprayed on the outside as a spermicide.

I dont have any Trojans but I could come up with a Polish Condom if you really want to do it.

by Ray Head April 23, 2008

Polish Falcon

When a person covertly drops ass in anothers work space, usually a cubicle. Usually done on the sly, like staging a fake conversation in the area around the cube or office, and then pointing your ass in the opening/door, and farting, and then walking away - as though nothing has happened. Polish Falcons are only effective with a silent fart, if you let a ripper or a popper out -- the gig is up.

I saw Mr. Baker vomit burp when he caught the smell of the Polish Falcon that Tony left in his cube.

Phector tried to deliver a Polish Falcon to Winston, but it was a popper and he shit his pants.

by Crack O Da Ass February 8, 2005

Panda Penis Polisher

Someone who sucks alot of dick.

Chris Conger sure is a Panda Penis Polisher

by Mah Dick June 24, 2005

Polish Pass

When driving down a 2 lane road, to pass the car in front of you on the shoulder as opposed to pulling into the oncoming lane and passing on the left.

That was hilarious when Fitness pulled a Polish Pass on the way to the beach last weekend.

by Mister Fadrick September 23, 2006

Polish Peel

While doing a chick from behind (or while she is on top) one spreads their own buttcheeks...for MAXIMUM PEN!!!

See Irish Peel

Last night while scaling Shaquanda's mound, I pulled of a textbook polish peel!!!

by Yuri Pisdogbul November 3, 2008

Polish the whale

the 360 change in direction performed by a girl on top during intercourse with a girthy dick. The circle can begin at any point (facing forward, either side or reverse cowgirl) and must end at that point.

I totally thought i was gonna last another few minutes until she decided to polish the whale, totally blew it.

by Girthywhale December 23, 2009

polishing the pinky

its when a man with a small penis gets a sloppy blow job

kelsi was polishing maxs pinky then he cummed.
Aleata wanted to polish kyles pinky but kyle was scared of his small penis> polishing the pinky

by carlos spicey wiener and mcc July 9, 2011