by I<3Asians+Timsjap May 25, 2014
Get the plastic cup mug.a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
by SmashTheState August 20, 2023
Get the plastic cowboy mug.I was pretty high on weed and I realized that all my marijuana is stored in a green plastic bag so I thought that was pretty cool whatever but I had a couple beers dat tasted pretty good but I wanted extra food so it was the time to finish up those tacos and the chips and dip then take a nap I still have the green plastic bag until the rv queen says no more I can go on and on...
by yes juanito yes September 10, 2022
Get the green plastic bag mug.by saavy chimp August 13, 2025
Get the plastic grave mug."hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"
by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021
Get the plastic sperm machine mug.person1: Poor turtle is about to eat plastic let me go stop it.
person2: NO YOU IDIOT, The turtle bought that plastic with his hard-earned money , I want to try some now...
person2: NO YOU IDIOT, The turtle bought that plastic with his hard-earned money , I want to try some now...
by mishandled-plate June 9, 2021
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