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wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time
look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted
by morting September 5, 2025
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Jessica's Plant

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
by Bex Belling June 11, 2024
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Plant City

Plant City aka Plant Shitty seems like a small peaceful town to outsiders, but when you go deep down, you start to see it for what it really is. This town is like one big trailer park filled with a bunch of Caucasian 14 year old wannabe gangsters who think they’re in a gang because they steal cough syrup from Walmart and listen to terrible SoundCloud rap. There’s also the kids who skate and get high at the Sanson park and also like to fight there as well. The air in plant city isn’t even air, it’s contaminated with meth, weed, spice, and Newport smoke.
Person 1: hey man wanna go visit Plant City?
Person 2: Naw man might as well visit the local trailer park
by Suckmyass247 May 15, 2019
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Planting

Planting as in the act of placing something on the ground
He's Planting a bomb
by Mattipig January 23, 2024
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Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!
My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..
by Markymark29 June 23, 2022
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sand plant

When you're so drunk at the beach, you face plant in the sand.
My friend was so drunk she sand planted last night and woke up this morning with sand in her ear.
by Billy Bob 54 August 12, 2023
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Boston's tomato plants

Boston's tomato plants is a cover name you use when trying to talk in secret about growing weed in your backyard.
person 1: I heard you were growing weed in your backyard.

person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.
by Ranga Destroyer123 August 27, 2023
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