Playing in the mud is a remedy, common in Northern
California, for making a woman's vagina feel tighter, especially after its been stretched out by a large penis. To play in the mud is to first get a woman hot and bothered followed by her stretching her vagina so that you
may defecate in it. Once the feces is inside you then proceed to have sex with the vagina enjoying the
extra tightness brought about by all the fecal matter inside.
Parker:
Wow Ryan, that
chick Bjorn hooked up with sure has a flappy vagina!
Ryan: Yeah i know i bet its so
wide that they cant even have sex!
Parker: Well they could always play in the mud.
Ryan: Yeah, i suppose...