patrick phillips

a tiny boy most likely to become the next worlds most dangerous terrorist along with his brother who is most likely to be in charge of the future sex trade. his mid is the same as a psychopath on LSD. he is destined never to get married as he kills the women he sleeps with after he uses them to keep his sex life moving and exiting. women are dragged to his bondage sex dungeon by force by his 7ft Hench badass lizard called supersufisticatedtimmysourusrex.

hi i am badass named Patrick Phillips

by DIDDUNZ is god September 18, 2014

Patrick John

A freaking sexy mofo who wants to kill me. He can be hilarious sometimes. Amazing singer & actor, but bad at giving speeches on global warming.

Woah, that guy is trying to shoot me! He must be Patrick John!

by polarbearssssss February 17, 2009

Patrick Stewart

The greatest actor of all time. Famous for his role in Star Trek: The Next Generation

"Number one, set phasers to sexy!"

by Me March 5, 2004

patrick schwayzed

wasted, to put it simply.
getting drunk
getting "schwayzee"

It's Saturday night, i'm about ready to get patrick schwayzed.

by cwalll May 11, 2009

Patrick Beals

One who maintains the status of a sexbomb

See that kid? He's very Patrick Beals today.

by illegalfranchise April 14, 2010

Patrick Stewart

A British actor best known for his role as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in the 1980s Star Trek spin-off series Star Trek: The Next Generation

Trekkie 1: Is it unpopular to say that I think Patrick Stewart is a better actor than William Shatner?

Trekkie 2: Nope. Shatner's a douche so I'd say it's alright.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

patrick ward

a white kid who is annoying as hell. he doesn’t brush his teeth so there brown as fuck. his breath stank as fuck, and he has no friends.

bro: we his teeth are brown
dude: I know he’s such a patrick ward

by da trufe do dawg December 18, 2019