the axel paradox

A friend or someone getting stuck in a loading screen

*A guy on the team gets stuck in a loading screen*
Guy 2: Ahhh he hit The Axel Paradox

the axel paradox by cshenriksen May 11, 2020

hot chick paradox 

The idea that some women who are extremely attractive, also attract a large number of men who are trying to have sex with them, which increases the chances that they have been used, reused and abused by many men too before they gets to you, thus making them less attractive for a long- term relationship and/or marriage.

Jane is a super fun hot chick, great to date and have fun with but she is no marriage material, too many miles in her engine, it is the hot chick paradox, great for sex but terrible for a wife.

hot chick paradox by Sa00 April 14, 2020

Coffin Dance Paradox 

When a pallbearer from Ghana plays coffin dance on their ipod, and then they go insane. They contract coffin 19, and then become hypnotized.

P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL

Bro, remember that guy who suffered with that coffin dance paradox stuff?

Coffin Dance Paradox by CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULA July 9, 2020

Sully-face paradox 

A paradox, where, if you experience a modified version of something for a long enough period of time, the original sounds completely wrong, compared to the modified version of it, like the Mike Wazowski meme, where he bears the face of his friend, Sullivan.

Example:
Mario pissing those notes - modified
Mario pissing (disowned) - original

- Jess has been listening to the remix of Gangsta's Paradise for so much time that the original sounds completely wrong to her!

- Must be the Sully-face paradox.

Sully-face paradox by some dummass August 21, 2020

No Simp Paradox 

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

No Simp Paradox by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

Demitri Sconavar’s Paradox 

“If an education system’s goal is to educate and prepare its recipients for the real world, then why are the graduates so uneducated, and under prepared?”

-Demitri Sconavar

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John: “how do the leaders of our society not understand that what they’re doing is immoral and violates the human rights of a group of individuals?”

Jane: “Demitri Sconavar’s Paradox”

Demitri Sconavar’s Paradox by Charli3 Black October 1, 2020

Tak's Paradox

Tak's paradox is a theory created which states that teacher's care about mental health and want you to not work as hard as you do to get good grades. The problem with that is if you take a break, then you end up getting low grades on your assignments. Therefore, the theory states that students are always trapped in a constant loop of pain either cuz of low grades or because of high workload and stress.

The teachers didn't take Tak's paradox into consideration.

Tak's Paradox by Father Tak October 22, 2020