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laundry pants

A pair of pants that are so ugly and/or uncomfortable that the fact that one is wearing them indicates that one hasn't done laundry in a long, long time.
Girl 1: Hey, what's with these ugly pants in the back of your closet?
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.
by withinsanity April 14, 2013
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White Pants

White pants are a sign of surrender, much like a white flag. A person wearing white pants is signaling to everyone that they are surrendering their butt, for anal plundering and exploration.
She wore white pants for the first time to signal to her bf she was anally surrendering to him.
by Blackest Dragon April 22, 2015
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pecker pants

Pecker pants are track pants that are worn pulled up high so they are floods, then showing the guys cock flopping around and he walks
Hey Dad, I see your wearing your pecker pants today
by dj stussy June 11, 2006
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Rape pants

Tights (usu. black) which are worn by a female girl. They fit so tight around her nice arse that it causes certain male boys to think dirty thoughts. Mostly worn by hoes, running chicks, gay men, fat chicks, and girls that have no idea they are showing off their hot legs because they are not hoes, but still dress like they want it in the arse.
Sir #1: Ezekiel, dost thou see the matriarchal persona clad in immodest hosiery?

Sir #2: Why yes, son, I dost. Let us forsake our ways and scamper after the bitch in the rape pants.

Bitch: mmmm i'm a ho and i run and i'm fat and i want it in the arse, and i'm a gay man. come get me, Jedediah.
by friend of dookie of skeetrvile December 14, 2010
mugGet the Rape pantsmug.

you're a pants

Derogitory insult. Typically used to confuse and/or annoy those found to be confusing or annoying.
by Chu April 21, 2005
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giddy in the pants

said when somebody sexually turns you on, they make you giddy in the pants
He is so sexy, he makes me giddy in the pants.
by toee March 1, 2007
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The prez's pants

the prez's pants were glowing 2day
by bob mcsl April 27, 2007
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