A pair of pants that are so ugly and/or uncomfortable that the fact that one is wearing them indicates that one hasn't done laundry in a long, long time.
Girl 1: Hey, what's with these ugly pants in the back of your closet?
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.
by withinsanity April 14, 2013

White pants are a sign of surrender, much like a white flag. A person wearing white pants is signaling to everyone that they are surrendering their butt, for anal plundering and exploration.
by Blackest Dragon April 22, 2015

Pecker pants are track pants that are worn pulled up high so they are floods, then showing the guys cock flopping around and he walks
by dj stussy June 11, 2006

Tights (usu. black) which are worn by a female girl. They fit so tight around her nice arse that it causes certain male boys to think dirty thoughts. Mostly worn by hoes, running chicks, gay men, fat chicks, and girls that have no idea they are showing off their hot legs because they are not hoes, but still dress like they want it in the arse.
Sir #1: Ezekiel, dost thou see the matriarchal persona clad in immodest hosiery?
Sir #2: Why yes, son, I dost. Let us forsake our ways and scamper after the bitch in the rape pants.
Bitch: mmmm i'm a ho and i run and i'm fat and i want it in the arse, and i'm a gay man. come get me, Jedediah.
Sir #2: Why yes, son, I dost. Let us forsake our ways and scamper after the bitch in the rape pants.
Bitch: mmmm i'm a ho and i run and i'm fat and i want it in the arse, and i'm a gay man. come get me, Jedediah.
by friend of dookie of skeetrvile December 14, 2010

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by bob mcsl April 27, 2007
