plastic cockney

One who puts on a fake London accent and adopts dialectical features which do not suit his/her own personality. Ultimately resulting in looking like a jeb end.

That Danny is a right plastic cockney I bet he was born in fucking Buckingham

by Rascal Mondays August 22, 2015

plastic lawn ornament day

That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.

She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.

by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015

Plastic

People who are not fake and just get called those names and everyone thinks they judge everyone even when your judging them by calling them fake and same may like it but some girl they take it to the heart and it hurts so think before you call someone that its like how would you feel or how do you feel when someone calls you outcast or jock it hurts so stop putting people it groups and leave them alone

person 1 your cold hard plastic

so called plastic~does not say anything because scared

by maddie163 September 20, 2015

Plastic Reindeer

When you put antlers on someone, wrap them in plastic wrap, and proceed to have very rough anal sex. Great for the Holidays or BDSM!

"Yo, my girl said I could give her a Plastic Reindeer!"

Guess Christmas came early!

by Rodger Stewart August 6, 2016

Plastic-shaming

When an extra eco-friendly person shames you for using convenient everyday plastic or paper products that have recently been deemed harmful for the environment.

My coworker plastic-shamed me for ten minutes when she saw my sandwich in a plastic baggie.

Dustin plastic-shamed the waiter for offering us straws.

Kaitlin bought me reusable diapers for my newborn, plastic-shaming me about dirty diapers in land fills.

by Mad3000 July 24, 2019

Plastic

Supporter of a football club made successful by crude wealth, ie, by sheiks or oligarchs, unfairly blowing competition out of the water, eg , a Man City or Chelsea fan

Man City fan: we're the best team in the world
Liverpool fan: fuck off you stupid manc cunt, you're just a fucking plastic

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Plastic

Kim Kardashian

Plastic is literally Kim Kardashian.. *sad. please save the turtles KIM*

by iitsthatweirddictionarykid November 8, 2019