cock couch

A couch used to lure up expecting co-eds into sex.

Kouki got torn up on the cock couch!

by Hrrothgarr August 02, 2014

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Couch Gang

An Esports professional team that will slam team forsake into the FUCKING GROUND!

Blue couch: couch gang is superior
Forsake rihsk: *in squeaky ass voice* no forsake is better
Blue couch: shut up bitch

by Blue couch April 30, 2020

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hobo couch

a broken ass couch that harbors moochers and bums; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;

Mooching uncle: I'm goin' to bed!

Richard: Shut the hell up...

Mooching uncle: Your jealous.

Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.

by the-man-onion February 04, 2010

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That couch tho

These three words, when combined, comprise of a meaning known to only one sentient being in all of the universe. Posers may say it, but none other than one man who shall not be named know the TRUE meaning of this incredible phrase. Interviews with the man who wishes not to be named have only resulted in very little information being revealed, among this is that the phrase originated recently, in Q4 of 2019. Further studies have been lackluster in information reveal, although upcoming studies and research may very well find the true meaning. Many conspiracy theories surround the phrase, all of which have been denied by he who knows the true origin and meaning of the statement.

Zand: "That couch tho."

Pel: "Tru."

by boilingpoop January 12, 2020

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