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Van Note

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.
Lets van note in that truck bed
by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014
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Scandal Noted

Created by Pete Holmes, comedian. While referencing a celebrity in a conversation for their popular unique quality, but not in relation to a current or past scandal, saying "scandal noted" acknowledges the issue, and avoids a tangent in the conversation.
"He did run a lot of yards during the this past season, but O.J. Simpson, scandal noted, still holds the record for single-season yards-per-game average. A record 143, that may never be broken."
by Challenger45 June 29, 2024
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Note-Tipping

Reading your revision notes right before an exam and when the exam starts, write down all the useful things from the notes onto the exam paper itself for reference.
Person 1: How did you get so high on the test?
Person 2: Oh, I just tried out Note-Tipping!
by paperarrow March 15, 2019
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Charlie note

A rolled up note used for snorting a certain white substance
Dave gave me a rolled up Charlie note used for snorting my bag
by Myleftfoot1 January 25, 2025
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take note

it’s like what me and my friend are saying instead of “period” because that shit is getting old.
me: That guy is so hot

my friend: oml ik
me: i’m gonna fuck him take note
by pseudosciences only September 27, 2019
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pocket note

When one sends voice notes unknowingly with their phone in one’s Jean pocket.

The receiver of the voice note typically hears random background noise when listening.
I was totally making out with this chick when I realized I had pocket noted my girlfriend. That was the last time she heard me moan - for some reason the bitch now wants nothing to do with me.
by Ty955 May 8, 2024
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Note

Note is an offspring of a Tree. Notes evolved from Papers as their first forms
How's your Note?;
Do you feed your Note well?;
by Tempo is the Best November 24, 2021
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