monkey blocker

similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"
shawns wife and kid are huge monkey blockers.
by w00t_vantuckey February 12, 2008
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monkey's headbutt

When one unsheathes one's erect male member, and whips it forward, with the intention of striking a blow on the victim's forehead with the engorged bell-end.
"Listen love, tuck it in or I'll give you a right ol' monkey's headbutt"
by Davian Dent October 13, 2015
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Revo Monkey

Used to insult a man who bends over backwards to try and get female attention. Short for reverse monkey. A monkey walks with it's "hands" in front of them, but if someone is bending over backwards they put their hands behind them for support. It could also tie into them being spineless.
She asked for someone to get her beer, and he brought over a whole case! What a revo monkey.
by Ragnex March 24, 2005
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monkey dumpling

Someone who likes to have sex with fat chicks' tits.
He knew he was in the country when he looked down and his dick was in between some monkey dumplings!
by austin leonard September 20, 2008
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Skyrim Monkey

Another name for someone who eats their own shit
Man: I met someone last night named Brenan, he was cool until I found out hes a Skyrim Monkey
by BrenanSuxCox April 12, 2020
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Clitter Monkey

a degrading yet hilarious term for an ignorant black chick
That Sheronda was just yellin at me for no reason, shes such a fuckin clitter monkey
by Taydev January 05, 2009
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Monkey Gut

“The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”
“Aaaaah, I got monkey gut so bad I’m afraid Jane Goodal gonna try to study me.”
by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012
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