similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"
by w00t_vantuckey February 12, 2008
When one unsheathes one's erect male member, and whips it forward, with the intention of striking a blow on the victim's forehead with the engorged bell-end.
by Davian Dent October 13, 2015
Used to insult a man who bends over backwards to try and get female attention. Short for reverse monkey. A monkey walks with it's "hands" in front of them, but if someone is bending over backwards they put their hands behind them for support. It could also tie into them being spineless.
by Ragnex March 24, 2005
He knew he was in the country when he looked down and his dick was in between some monkey dumplings!
by austin leonard September 20, 2008
by BrenanSuxCox April 12, 2020
by Taydev January 05, 2009
“The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”
by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012