Monday Bitch

No one likes her but she always come around!

George: What's up with Keisha?
Linda: Nothing, she's a Monday Bitch.

by kidcb March 9, 2016

meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.

Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.

by Slabshack November 25, 2018

Musky Mondays

to brighten up your dim mondays, you spend the day praising the lord Elon and post pictures of him all day.

bro ive been looking forward to musky mondays since saturday

by yummylad December 3, 2018

Monday

That day of the week everybody hates, and get their coffee out.

John: How was Monday?
Bob: Hell.

by Svifias November 3, 2018

Monday

the worst day in the world

Well fuck, look at that its Monday.

by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018

Monday quarterbacking

1. Just bullshiting off the top of your head
2. Saying whatever comes to your mind

1. Jimmy was pretty much Monday quarterbacking the whole presentation

by Protein Dan July 30, 2018

monday

the worst day in history.

why monday ,

by big red balls11 January 21, 2019