milf investment

this is a significant other that ages like fine wine and will eventually turn into a milf once they hit milf age meaning that by being in a relationship with them now, you are investing in a future milf
*in regards to the usage of milf in this context, gender does not matter, it's a matter of the milf vibes*

bro my girlfriend is such a milf investment
my partner is so hot, they are a literal milf investment
I need to cuff that dude, he's such a milf investment

by a bitch named lizard May 19, 2021

Keebler Milf

a Hot mom who bakes

dude your mom makes cookies for us every time we visit she is such a Keebler Milf

by TLAW July 9, 2010

milf moustache

when a milf sits on your face. unlike the dirty sanchez, this is a good thing.

see: Jessica Alba

I know she's got kids, but i'd still sport that milf moustache!

by jammer2isme December 9, 2008

turbo MILF

An older woman with children but you can't even tell she's had kids.

Dude 1: have you seen angelina jolie?!

Dude 2: yeah man she's such a turbo MILF!

by Annonymous Sasquatch February 28, 2009

Spoiled Milf

a fucking loser who has no life and decides to do nothing with their life except slowly die from AIDS.

hey wanna come over later

No your a spoiled milf

you know me so well.

by jxkflnxvcijzgokhgv February 1, 2017

Milf-by-date

A milf who used to be hot but has become too old and loses her milfness, past her date with which she can still be a milf

Guy 1: Hey check out the milf down the aisle, I really want to get with her

Guy 2: Hate to break it to you but shes past her Milf-by-date

by milfs at the gym October 15, 2010

Helenafied [milf]

Certified Milf

Yo man, did you see Gunther's mom? She's straight Helenafied milf.

by Halftime Headwringer May 28, 2009