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Michael

Michael is the most sexy person you will ever meet. He is the perfect guy. Understanding, absolutely jacked, kind, funny, and loves memes. When you ladies encounter a michael, you are immediately attracted to his erotic physique.
Look at Michael, that sexy fucker
by Olafmy Friendsrgay April 22, 2020
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Michael

He can make you smile, laugh & make you so happy. He's so sweet & caring. He is a very ambitious person with a lot ahead of him. He doesn't think highly of himself when it comes to that, but anyone who knows him should know that he's capable of anything. As long as he puts his mind to it, he can pursue any goal & achieve it without any questions asked. He has so many qualities. He's so funny & will make your day. Did I mention that he has a beautiful voice? I wrote about his voice in one of my raps & said ; Every bar, every verse, a masterpeice in the making, the beuty of your voice leaves my body shaking.
He's got a big heart. He deseres to have someone that makes him that happiest person ever. He's smart & has a good head on his shoulders but yet, you can tell he has a freaky side. He isn't like anyone you know. He's different. He's Michael. He won't change for anyone. Their is no need to change because he's such a incredible person. He's real. You will love so many things about him. He's a bright, cute, intellegent, unexplainable person. In a good ass way. With so many talents. Singing, Basketball, who knows what else. He can do anything. He's worth so much more than he thinks. As you get to know him, he'll , mean the world to Space, to Mars & Back to you. You might even fall in love. I know I did. Love, KYLEE.<3
Kylee loves Michael
by Kylee Brownn July 6, 2013
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Michael Brown

np: Michael DeWayne Brown (b 1954-)
(aka: Gilligan. Wile E. Coyote.)

n. Brown
1. n. Former head of Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). FEMA (aka: Federal Excessive Masturbation Autocracy.)
2. n. Former Arabian horse inseminator. (ie-technician who pulls the dong of an Arabian stallion, and then injects the effluent into the cooch of the mare for purposes of pedigree horse breeding. (See: splooge broker.)
3. n. Former splooge broker to President George W Bush. (See patronage appointments.)
4. n. (generic) Any man bearing a strong resemblance to a large slug or turtle, who frequently uses the term ‘balls to the wall.’ Any mollusk-like individual obsessed with balls.
5. n. (generic) A paunchy fashion god of the LLBean type. Any flabby middle-aged caucasian male who believes that rolling up his sleaves makes him appear macho and decisive, despite massive evidence to the contrary (see George W Bush, Dick Cheney, James Earl Carter.)
6. n. (slang: brown bag) A douche bag. An enema bag.
7. n. (generic) A whiner. One who whines, and blames others/everybody for his mistakes. (See stool pigeon.)
8. n (generic) A fall guy. (See Admiral Husband Kimmell.)
9. n. (generic) A scape goat used to draw attention away from a systematic government failure of massive proportions.
10. n. (sports) A coach. (ie-the act of firing the coach of a professional sporting team because it is impossible to fire the owner. See George Steinbrener.)

v. to brown:
1. v. To whine. To blame others for one’s own mistakes.
2. v. To fail miserably at a task, usually as a result of total ineptitude, incomptetence and indecisiveness. To make a bad situation worse through incompetence. (see: cockup, clusterfuck, hump the bunk, fuck the dog.)
3. v. the act of answering urgent emails with ridiculous understatements, suggesting that the recipient did not understand the gravity of the message. (ie-Message: “The 9th ward levy just broke, and New Orleans is under 18 feet of water!” Reply: “Thanks for the update. I’ll start looking for an alternate supplier of mardi gras beads.”)
“Oh stop browning, already. You know it was your fault.”

“Boy did I ever michael brown that job up!”

“Be sure to pack the brown bag for the trip to Mexico. We might need it if we get a case of Montezuma’s revenge.”
by parisofpriam February 27, 2006
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Michael

He's an amazing person, the first day you meet him will be one to remember. His smile will make you want to freeze time, his laugh will wake up the butterflies within you, his voice will melt every bone in your body, his presence will bring you peace, and his absence chaos. He's the person you will most definitely never get tired of. Now, aside from all that cheesiness, he's also very funny, he's a sore loser after losing at Uno, listen to "old music" which I love, and is deliberately the most honest and realest person I've ever met. He's got a surfer vibe going on, and he can brighten up your mood in a banana split second. He's a dork, but in a good way that'll make you smile, especially when you've been down or having a bad day. he's sporty, likes working out and would go the distance for someone he loves, I mean that literally..... I've never met another person like this, and I don't plan to keep looking.
"Is that-, did he- did he just walk all the way up here in this freezing cold?"
"yeah... that's Michael, and yes he did..."
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Michael Jackson'd

When you realize someone is the most talented, sexiest, cutest, most caring, most misunderstood man on the planet and your heart is broken because you will never meet him
I just fell in love with a wonderful man I can never have – I’ve been Michael Jackson'd!
by Moonbeamer One November 15, 2012
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Alan-michael

The combination of the awesomeness of Alan and Michael, smart,sexy and often falls in love with girls that are also smart and beautiful like a Salena.
Wow Alan-michael is so awesome and smart!
by alan-michael S February 28, 2012
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michaela

the most beautiful girl in the world, usually dark haired. she is very shy untill you get to know her when she comes out of her shell completely, she is also very easily embarressed and very selfcontious even though she is a very beautiful girl, she loves to flirt and has a smile that could make any mans heart melt, everybody loves michaela
omg, i want michaela as a friend
by pink-jellybean July 7, 2011
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