stuck magneto

to be really high off of drugs.

yo man im stuck magneto the super hero

by jack dizzle June 5, 2005

Internet Shit Magnet

A person who find the craziest stupid shit around the internet and posts it in chat rooms or social websites.

That douche is a internet shit magnet. He's always posting smut!

That block is a real online ISM internet shit magnet! A regular lyretic shitz magnet.

by Dick Mc. March 8, 2011

BTW (Booker T. Washinton Magnet High School)

The best Arts school in the Monrgomery area. Needs to continue being that. And all yall Brewtech adn LAMP folks need to stop hating.

BTW is the greatest arts school.

by Dreamer May 17, 2003

Babe-Magnet

A certain species of dog that has the ability to attract females because of its good looks.

In a guessing game, she said "its a dog who loves ladies", and we all knew it was a babe-magnet.

by catchphraseman January 19, 2009

Troll Magnet

A male who only attracts girls that look like a troll. The features of the troll include short and chunky. These girls also contain high pitched voices and like to follow the semi cute boy around like a puppy dog. In other words, beware of these troll girls.

Wow he is such a troll magnet!

Look at that troll magnet, I almost feel bad for him.

by bamfgrl February 23, 2011

Death Magnetic

Metallica's ninth studio album that was ment to be Metallica's revival, proof that metal still exists. Their attempt failed horribly. It did not sound like Metallica and it was not metal at all.

I love Metallica but Death Magnetic was fucking horrid.

You hear Death Magnetic?

Yeah, it's shit.

by Sanchez Horacio February 16, 2009

Magnets

Definition 1 - "Pieces of metal with polarized attraction and repulsion properties."*

Not found in some online games. Sorry, there aren't any magnets here.

*See example 1

2 - Also used in reply to confusing, strange forum threads, in a sarcastic, ironic or cynical manner.

Example 1 - In an online gaming forum (Condensed version)-

Random noob: are there magnets in this game?
Non noob: What?

Random noob: i dont think i was clear enough.. are there any
magnets in the game, thx

Non noob: Seriously, what do you mean?

Non noob 2: WTF question is this.

Smartass 1: There's a magnet in my pants and it's attracted to you.

Smartass 2: Have my babies.

Non noob 3: well anyways... how was "are there magnets in this game?" any different than "are there any magnets in the game" besides the word any? (that made no sense im sure...)

Smartass 3: Magnet is a hold item for pokemon games.
Since this is not pokemon, NO MAGNET FOR YOU!!!!

Smartass 4: This has to be the weirdest thread ever. The amounts of randomnity it involves is just mind boggling.
I PROPOSE THAT FROM NOW ON, WHEN SOMETHING MAKES NO SENSE, WE DEMAND TO SEE MAGNETS.*
(*Related to definition 2)

Random noob: guys can u plz be serious are there magnets like in the game not out of the game in the game???????

Smartass 4: srsly guy dont undrstnd you nd why r u asking kwestun?

Non noob 4: what do you need magnets for?
Everyone is serious here! Nobody make's any idea of what you're talking about!!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?? SEE ME CRAZYY?? OKEYY I'M CRAZYYE NOWWW... WHAT THE HELL
ok... calmed down... so... we never heard of these "magnets". Maybe your english is just bad...
so, tell uncle Chico where did you hear about these "magnets" and then we will talk....

Smartass 5: MAAAAA
AAAGGGGGGNNNEEEETTTTTSSSS!!!

Example 2 - Sarcasm and joking -

Forum member 1: Honestly. i dont know what to do anymore, people tell me daggers some people tell me wand. You guys tell me whats the best new weapon to get.

Forum member 2: Get Magnets. They rock.

by Pete The Destroyer March 21, 2007