mineta Monday

Every Monday is national eat a grape day

Person 1:◡̈⋆🄷🄴🅈(●’◡’●)ﾉ happy mineta monday!

Person 2:What's mineta day?!?

Person 1:Oh! It's national eat a grape day! It happens every Monday

by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020

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monday week

A week that feels like everyday is Monday.

This week Is so bad it’s a Monday week.

by Cadencecat February 15, 2018

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JT Monday

The misconception that a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday is actually Monday.

I mean, I kinda thought today was JT Monday.

by Seafra August 14, 2008

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Monday Party

A “Montag Party” is a last minute event that was announced just a day before it takes place and is held on a Monday

Montag Party is a surprisingly dope party and lasts until the early morning hours of the next day

Typically celebrated in shared living arrangements, it needs to piss off at least 50% of the roommates to be a success

Necessary games are beer pong and seven minutes in heaven

Dylan: Yo dude! Do you remember the legendary party at schillhouse?
Max: What party dude
Dylan: Damn boi, this party on a monday
Max: sheesh boyy, THE legendary monday party?? everyone remembers it, this shit was dope!! i wish i’ll be on the guestlist next time

by juliabiala January 19, 2020

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a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

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