by Quindlen Rules July 09, 2011
The principal that under the current defintion of homosexuality, you are permitted to check out another male for 8 seconds fully clothed, 6 seconds shirtless or a quick glance if all Wang's are shown.
by Bigbustycoons November 29, 2014
"Because" or "Because I said so" A law invoked when asked the question why, after reasons have already been explained or to altogether avoid a question. More commonly used in the business world as a freebie pass to ignore an annoying person's question. Once used by Chris Brown when questioned by media after his release from detainment in PG County, following an assault on a homosexual male. Other celebrities are also using this term. Origination unknown.
i.e. After explaining a long a long marketing scheme in full detail, Jim asks John(the presenter) a stupid or irrelevant question. John simply responds back " thank you for your question, at this time, I am invoking Cannon Law. Next question"
by dom32 February 02, 2014
Ferrells law is the theory that any and every conversation will eventually contain some type of Will Ferrell reference. Weather it’s a direct quote or reference to a Will Ferrell movie. The quote does not have to be an exact quote. It can also be a play off of a Will Ferrell quote:
Shawn: We need more beer.
Jason: I’ve got a fever! And the only prescription is more beer!
(This is an example of an in-direct application of Ferrells law, because it references a skit that contains Will Ferrell)
Shawn: We have no beer
Jason: You sit on a throne of lies:”!
Benjamin: I actually have more beer.
Jason: You’re my boy Blue!
(This is an example of a direct application of Ferrells Law, because it utilizes direct Will Ferrell quotes)
Any Party:
He’s Gonna do one!
We’re going streaking!
It’s so good! Once it touches your lips it’s so good!
Did we just become best friends? Yep!
There is literally no end to examples
Jason: I’ve got a fever! And the only prescription is more beer!
(This is an example of an in-direct application of Ferrells law, because it references a skit that contains Will Ferrell)
Shawn: We have no beer
Jason: You sit on a throne of lies:”!
Benjamin: I actually have more beer.
Jason: You’re my boy Blue!
(This is an example of a direct application of Ferrells Law, because it utilizes direct Will Ferrell quotes)
Any Party:
He’s Gonna do one!
We’re going streaking!
It’s so good! Once it touches your lips it’s so good!
Did we just become best friends? Yep!
There is literally no end to examples
by JRollz5722 September 11, 2019
R.J: Hey, you want to have a drink tonight bro?
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.
R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.
R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun
by Tru Realist June 11, 2016
When you're in a relationship, everyone likes you, but when you're single, no one likes you.
Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.
Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.
"So I went to this party with my girlfriend and all these girls start hitting on me, but when i'm single, no one flirts with me!"
"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."
"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."
by partyingnaked July 13, 2012
a phrase commonly said after any sentence which, when taken out of context can mean something vulgar or dirty; can be used as a substitute for "that's what she said" when that phrase does not apply.
"person 1: (after going to restaurant) that pie had way too much cream on it but i ate in anyway.
person two: dude, second law."
person two: dude, second law."
by 256msg March 26, 2009