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The Karamazov Law

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Person A: Man it's so horrible that Kanye and Kim are getting divorced. They looked so happy together.
Person B: Haven't you heard of the Karamazov law?
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The Karamazov Law

The real state of any relationship is often inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
My best friend's wife posts on instagram about their supposedly-perfect marriage, but have been separated twice. This stands true with the Karamazov Law.
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The Karamazov law

The real state of a relationship is inversly proportional tot the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Becky and Jake look so cute on instagram, but, they totally live according to the karamazov law, they hate eachother.
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The Karamazov's law

The Karamazov's law states that the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
The Jonssons always seems so happy.

It's a good example of The Karamazov's Law, Mr. Jonssons told me yesterday that they are getting a divorce.
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ALEXANDAR KARAMITEV

Golem Djigit, ne znae kude sa namira, opuva klioto na bashta si kat slujebna, close friends with goshootpochivka, mn pada na belot, taino pushi 2 parlamenta na den, mn e rent freee,
Alexandar Karamitev - "Samo kurvi i belo, tq mi vika chukai me smelo!!!"
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The Kansas Karamba

When you peepee and poopoo and nut all over somebody while they undergo an impromptu non consensual cataract surgery.
Oh man I heard Liam got the ol' Kansas Karamba. I wouldn't wish The Kansas Karamba on my worst enemy.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
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